stuff :-)

my friends call me paul & I enjoy real smiles and cheesy jokes.

What state are you in rn

Anonymous

:

solid 

all the love or none of the love

Anonymous

:

all the love of course xx 

you're so boring give us something fun

Anonymous

:

i am fun! :( 

89sbeauty:

“why do you like louis?”

*opens 57 slides powerpoint*

*pulls out palm cards*

*places graphs on stand*

*clears throat*

im glad you asked

fuckyeahgracebaldwin:

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

The albertsons one is golden haha

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just-another-beautiful-mess:

dirttrackandduramaxkindagiirl:

devil-dog-kinda-country-gal:

myescapeisin-him:

captain-jacking-hardness:

uoa:

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

i laughed for like 3 hours

What’s that over there?

Fucking dirt.

I reblog every single time

I just can’t… I have to reblog.

I can’t breathe.

Reblog EVERY TIME

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yslboner:

elkseanor:

LIFECHANGING 

freshman vs senior year

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anarchyinblack:
“ runningrepubmain:
“ killbenedictcumberbatch:
“ reverseracist:
“ high-hannah:
“ stunningpicture:
“ Who never thought about this?
”
This bothers me
”
it’s a gas?
”
fire cannot have a shadow because it is a source of light jesus christ...

anarchyinblack:

runningrepubmain:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

reverseracist:

high-hannah:

stunningpicture:

Who never thought about this?

This bothers me

it’s a gas?

fire cannot have a shadow because it is a source of light jesus christ i hate this website

This is the same website that believed you could have unlimited chocolate if you cut it the right way.

These people are our future

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parrotiny:

harry treats us so well, always nice and kind on twitter, hilariously bleak on instagram, and outrageously wild in his fashion choices i couldnt wish for more

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