my friends call me paul & I enjoy real smiles and cheesy jokes.
“why do you like louis?”
*opens 57 slides powerpoint*
*pulls out palm cards*
*places graphs on stand*
*clears throat*
im glad you asked
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how is he not fired
I want to be Shane’s friend.
I aspire to be Shane
The albertsons one is golden haha
(via squidyword)
dirttrackandduramaxkindagiirl:
uoa:
Quick Tour of Afghanistan
i laughed for like 3 hours
What’s that over there?
Fucking dirt.
I reblog every single time
I just can’t… I have to reblog.
I can’t breathe.
Reblog EVERY TIME
(via toastbutteregg)
Who never thought about this?
This bothers me
it’s a gas?
fire cannot have a shadow because it is a source of light jesus christ i hate this website
This is the same website that believed you could have unlimited chocolate if you cut it the right way.
These people are our future
(via oknope)
harry treats us so well, always nice and kind on twitter, hilariously bleak on instagram, and outrageously wild in his fashion choices i couldnt wish for more